Cracked.com lists "The 7 Creepiest Inventions Ever Patented for the Crotch". We are impressed by the sadistic nature of the "inventions" but the "Wet Dream Cooling System" stood out. More information: "The device uses electricity to
prevent the penis from ejaculating. Frank Orth uses the word
"erection" once and the word "penis" never, only describing
how the offending organ should be locked between bracing supports connected to
electricity … The cooling system is activated when growing wood pushes the
contact plate to close the circuit. This triggers an external electrical motor
connected to fan blades and a hose, and remember that we're at the end of the
19th century: Nikola Tesla
had only produced an electric motor five years before. Frank Orth was bringing
the latest in high technology to battle the demon cock, and despite being the
earliest and worst Ghostbuster, the only result was a gentle breeze. His idea
of calming a raging langer was to build the world's first and ugliest sex-bot
to gently blow on it."
